We like big butts

I was making dinner tonight and my sidekick, 

you may know her as Lolo, 

was monitoring me.

She looks at the cutting board of carrots and asks,

'What is that one?'

(speaking of the carrot end that I had put aside.)

And I told her it was the carrot butt.

'Is Daddy gonna eat it?'

I ask why would daddy eat it?

'Cause he likes butts,' was her reply.

True dat.

*Cory claims she said this because he always eats the butts of her pickles.

But we all know it's really because I have the nicest back porch this side of the Mississippi and he lalaloves it.