Poutine, Beaver Tails and Newfies

First, Poutine. I don't know how i feel about these. At the time i was all like, yeah these aren't that bad, let's eat em. but as i went from starving to slightly hungry i was asking myself, Why? Why would poutine, aka french fries with gravy and cheese, be such a hit in the Canada (or anywhere)? Seriously they are everywhere here. Like totally an option at KFC. **a disclaimer, they don't even have extra crispy or mac and cheese at the KFC's out here. Whatev. The concoction itself looks more like cat food than anything else.

Unfortunately Lo devoured them. However, I do believe I will be sticking to Training Table cheese fries with ultimate dipping sauce. I'll leave the poop-tine to the locals.

Next, beaver tails. Yes please. And I will take one with each meal and for a bedtime snack and as a reward every time I do my chores. Straight up, the bomb. Imagine, if you will, a gloriously thin, crispy and sugary scone smothered in different combinations of equally unhealthy goodness. Take for example my favorite, chocolate schmear with bananas. Or the avalanche which entails cream cheese frosting and bits of yummy chocolate candies.  Too much chocolate? Perhaps honey butter with cinnamon sugar is more up your alley. Honestly I love beaver tails. The end.

BLISSSSSS

And this here is a Newfoundland. When i grow up I plan on having one to raise alongside my dwarf horse.  They are about the same size so they will be great for pulling me around in my little carriage.